Brooms

The international army of the world will beget new equipment. Apparently the image of the world soldiers is such that everything can serve them as a weapon. The new inventions in the science of flight have caused the emergence of special production of flying brooms. The brooms will be made especially for the army, and apart from the soldiers no-one else will be able to purchase or otherwise obtain the brooms – unless the army tests them entirely and proclaims them as functional properly in 100 percent.

The main producer of the new flying objects is a jeweller Bernard Svarovski, whose company was a long time ago retaken by mafia. Therefore he had been looking for a new business inspiration for quite some time, until he read about possibilities offered by witchcraft brooms. He contacted Elisabeth Doom, a witch from Alabama, and together they created a set of astonishing brooms which not only allow flying, but also transport large packages and, what's more, are capable of material creation of objects, and of shooting bullets.

„Brooms are an alternative to wands, and therefore they are pistols. They can shoot arrows and any other types of bullets. And their main own characteristics is that they are portalic in nature. That means that they create within their body range a portal which can fit even the largest house inside it. It is done through diminishment of course, but science of sizes has been discovered already in the 1960s of our calendar” – said Elisabeth Doom. „So there was nothing peculiar in that. In fact, there is nothing peculiar in brooms at all. They are guns, and they are portal holders, and they give birth to material objects thanks to circulation of air inside them, and this is perhaps a novelty in science, but it's already well grounded: the air is the basic biology and has all kinds of substantial states, so with air access, everything can be created from it. And flying also is a bit new to us in this form, but also has been discovered some time before us. So what we did, me and Bernard, is that we took all of those discoveries and inventions and packed them all inside a broom. And that's a superb thing about brooms, that they can hold any kind of luggage and everything will fit on them. Everything fits on a broom”.

Therefore the army of the world will get these brooms for fight use, and should they turn out to be perfect, they will be distributed through stores and magazines to all people free of charge.

The army is currently without access to the brooms, however. All the soldiers are blocked from full contact with each other through virtual barriers and hacking blockades. But Bernard Svarovski sees a silver lining there.

„We have looked closely at what brooms can do, and we have found out, that they could actually be the keys to freedom for all people. Keys, not a key. They are in fact bestowed with heavy magic always. It is the magic of individuality. Every broom can belong to only one person, and so they can never be stolen and never can be abused. And we have already assigned all single brooms to their owners from the army. Each broom has been designed and produced especially for a single soldier.”

The image of the army of the nowadays is in fact quite in tact with the invention of brooms, and the special designs were created to mimic the individual skills and traits of individual soldiers of the international army, who are one thousand in number. One thousand brooms have already been made and registered as owneries of all soldiers on May 22 this year.

Freddie Panat