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Cigarette companies have announced that all their products will only be on the market if they are accompanied by appropriate artistic surroundings. All cigarette branches have decided to distribute to people only if supported by artists and their work. Some of the companies have already chosen their artists, while others are waiting for the propositions from musicians themselves.

Marlboro company has chosen Agata Borgia to be their supportive musician, and already proclaimed her to be the leader of cigarette promotion in 2017. Her brother, Jan Machczyński, has already been working as the famous Marlboro Man in the years 1994-1998, and was the youngest most famous smoker in the world. They both have been chosen by Marlboro to continue their support for this cigarette branch.

„We want our cigarettes to be associated with certain culture, certain world attitude, and they both fit in perfectly for our tastes” – said the director of Marlboro, Nick Cave.

All other companies have opted to follow the inspirational idea of Malboro.

Guiness cigarettes have chosen William Wallace to be their supportive musician. His last two albums have been widely acclaimed as the basics of rock, and he is considered to be a perfect face for promotion of this cigarette branch alongside his daughter, Patricia McCoy.

Davidoff cigarettes established their promoter to be the Rolling Stone singer, Mick Jagger, together with his band partner, Charlie Watts. This branch is famous for traditional outlook on the world and high culture standards, and the two musicians are deemed to be most consequently resembling the main motto of Davidoff, which is „Live High”.

Many other branches have also chosen their promoters, while some others decided to let the musicians choose for themselves.

L&M cigarettes are waiting for offers from artists, same as Pall Malls and Chesterfields.

In addition to creating promotional posters with faces of the supportive artists, all cigarette branches will change their emblematic colours and other visualia to suit the images of the chosen musicians. They also are hoping for co-operation with their artists in designing new brands, and many brands will have the names of their songs and albums.

Marlboro cigarettes will therefore change to black, as they stated on their internet site. They will also adopt vampirical emblems to fit into the image of Agata Borgia, who is the Queen of the Vampires. They at the same time want to stick closely to the traditions of Klondike, represented by both Borgia and her brother, the Marlboro Man.

Guiness cigarettes will change to Scottish symbols, and will promote the traditions of Scotland, at the same time remaining intact with the culture of medievality, which is the main characteristics of Wallace and his daughter.

Davidoffs will change their appearance to resemble the image of the two Rolling Stones, who are both of a gentlemanly status and a world elite. The cigarettes will change their forms to represent the automobile fascinations of both the musicians.

Additionally, all cigarette brands are going to support their artists in their musical work. They will be the main sponsors of their concerts and meetings with fans, and all other entertainmental production in the branch of music.

Because of that, two projects of music festivals have been born. All cigarette companies have designed two music festivals to take place annually from 2019 onward. One of them has been widely known, and it is called Glastonbury, while the other one remained so far in quite a secret, and it is called Octoberfest. Neither Octoberfest nor Glastonbury ever before took place, always having been only immitated in news media by criminals. Many people have been lied to about their occurences, while the knowledge of these two festivals was in possession of criminals due to their spy activities over timewaves in the internet. Glastonbury is being funded by only the company of Marlboro, but all cigarette brands will participate in its material organization, while Octoberfest is sponsored by all the cigarette companies together. Glastonbury will take place in Ireland every year in July for two first weeks of this month, and Octoberfest will happen in Austria every year in October for two of its first weeks. All artists chosen to be promoters of different cigarette brands will appear on the stages of both festivals. The festivals will be accompanied by two newspapers which will carry their names, and will be issued every month, providing information solely about musical art and all entertainment connected with it. The newspapers will start being published since June this year, and details about the festivals can be obtained from them or their redaction personally.

Freddie Panat