University News

All universities of the world have made a mutual decision to fight with the crime of hacking. They consider hacking as the main and first enemy of education, and they find this crime to be pointed straightly and with premeditation into all academic establishments.

„Hackery of the world obviously seems to be most aggressive against personal and material safety of people, however we know now that its main target was not individual citizens, but world educatory systems. It was for the purpose of destroying scientific researches and scientific progress and scientific achievements that hacking began to be massively practised against all people. The destruction of dictionaries was the first hacking crime in the world, followed by the demolition of encyclopedias' content. The hate and aggression towards education has been without barriers and beyond any human definitions, and it was openly shown by all hackers of media and internet” – said Umberto Eco in his May article on the state of the world. Umberto Eco is one of ten professors chosen to represent the international education and science.

Because universities were the first and topmost victim of hacking, they will now be the first line of counter-attack against this universal crime. It is because of hacking that no real educational establishment can organize exams for prospective students in June this year. Universities however will open their gates to students in September 2019, after introductory examinations planned to take place on the three last days of August. The choice of students will be made quickly over one night, and on the first September all new students will be informed officially about exam results.

„Such hurried procedure of student intake is in fact normal and respected in times of aggressive criminality, wars, and poverty, and 2019 belongs to such times strongly” – said professor Eco. All universities had to already give up on their previous plan of examinations in the month of June, but still want to start operating in this very year. „If we do not open, the world education will be only represented by the mafiac establishments which I personally advise never to enter even on external business” – said Robert Downey Jr in his comments to the article of Umberto Eco. He is another one out of ten professors who manage the state of international education. Together with his nine colleagues he had prepared a plan of open war with hacking.

All universities will from their new work year feature studies of electronic ingeneery, digital programming, and other computer sciences as their most important scientific direction. Vast research will be committed into these doctrines. Universities are hoping that with this educational plan they will at the same time invest into development of game artworks internationally.

„We have established a group of scientists to work against all hacking blockades, and they will be joined by students in September. Should the hackers move too far and impossibilise the start of the new academic year, forcing us to commence student intake only in January '20 or even later, we will double our efforts to get rid of them” – said Robert Downey Jr. „The culture of the world is based on education and art, and they both must be free from boundaries of social separation and material impoverishment for the world to pick itself up from the industrial disaster committed by the organised criminality” – he added.

All universities are open to any offers of help or co-operation in the matter of war against hackery. Already vast progress has been made by the gathered scientists, and since May onward all education is going to be directed into the development of all machine and electronics science. This state of things is predicted to be called off only after at least six years from now.

Agata Borgia